If you are 16, look 12, drive a shitty old Civic that you think is sweet because you discovered "body kits," wear your hat sideways, don't embrace shirts with sleeves, have your bass so loud that I can hear you from six car lengths away, try to drive while smoking with one hand and holding a cellphone with the other, and have a "9/11 was an inside job" bumper sticker, I hate you.