Pissed Off Commercial Mom

You know that commercial for Kay Jewelers where the mom comes home and the kids are in the garage playing instruments and singing some shitty "Happy Mother's Day!" song? If I was the mom, I would be pissed. First of all, this is at least the second year in a row the kids have tried to pull this garbage. They didn't even write a new song. Second, the husband buys his wife the same bracelet/necklace/earrings/whatever as last year. Doesn't he know to vary gifts year to year? That jerk probably just put last years gift back in the box and acted like it was new. Third, you just know there were hours of rehearsal in the garage with Daddy yelling at the kids and telling them what terrible musicians they are. Just watch the girl who does the singing while playing the maracas. NO rhythm. She probably took the brunt of the abuse. It going to take years of therapy to correct the damage done by Daddy. When she's 19, stripping, and continually living for her next high, I hope Daddy's happy that she remembered all the words to the Mother's Day song. My last complaint is that the guy was stupid enough to go to Kay. Yeah sure, every kiss begins with Kay, but does he know what begins with Borsheim's?