Searches

This weblog doesn't get a whole lot of traffic, mostly due to the frequency and quality of my writing. Thanks to the wonderful service that is FeedBurner, I get a good laugh every few days looking at the phrases people type into search engines before being directed here. I thought I would take a moment to share a few of the recent searches with you.

• Burning Funeral
• Burning of Dead Bodies
• Jack Bauer PDA
• 24 Stupid Show
• It Was Awesome
• Getting A Keg
• Ice T Episode of Cribs
• Global Warming, Ozone Layer Diagrams

There is one, however, that clearly stands out from the rest. How Google figured I was prepared to answer this question, I have no idea. I was actually sitting in Espresso Royale one day when I discovered this and I imagine my crying and hysterical laughing while rolling around on the floor caused quite a scene. Anyway, the Toomey Fund is apparently prepared to answer the question

• Why do Mexicans Suck So Much?

I suppose my constant degradation of Mexicans makes me the perfect person to explain why they suck. Because, you know, when you want someone who knows about Mexicans, you go to the Midwest.